OK, you got me. This blog is neither about
software development in general, nor .Net in particular. But it is about a
topic that's close to many developers' hearts: coffee.
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I'll prefix this by saying
that I'm not a coffee snob, though I do have some pretty specific ideas about
what I enjoy in a good cup. I don't like the stuff they sell at Starbucks, for
example, and I find Costa's brew is way too bitter for me. The nicest
store-bought coffee I've tasted actually comes from McDonalds fast food
restaurants – their blend tastes really nice. If I didn't have to stand in a
line six people deep, all trying in vain to order the food they actually want
whilst some poor underpaid student embarrassedly tries to upsell them Things
They Don't Want, I'd probably grab a coffee at McD's more often.
My usual brew at home until
recently has been Gold Blend instant coffee. That said, I've been working in
the centre of Glasgow with a great bunch of guys in a games company for the past couple of months (the first time I've been
back there to work in a while). Being in a location that's surrounded
by every conceivable type of coffee outlet imaginable, including all of those
mentioned above within 100 yards of my office door, has got me to thinking
about coffee seriously again. That's led me to invest in a good bean-to-cup
machine, so that I can enjoy my coffee just how I want it whilst working at
home once my present contract has finished.
After some research, I chose the following machine; the
Delonghi Magnifica ESAM04.110.S espresso
maker :
I've tried other coffee
machines that use pre-ground coffee in the past. To be honest, the results were
not at all good. As mentioned above, I find some brands of instant coffee to be
very nice. However, if you are going to grind the beans and attempt to make the
real thing, then buying pre-ground beans is frankly a step backwards rather
than forwards from instant coffee. Coffee beans lose their flavour very quickly
indeed: within seven days of being ground. So, unless you're grinding your own
as part of the processs, you're probably not getting anywhere like the intended
flavour. Pre-ground coffees tend to have been sitting in a warehouse for
anything up to six months by the time consumers get them, so they're already
well past their best, however they've been packaged, and whichever temperature
or atmosphere they've been stored in.
Other unfavourable aspects of those machines I'd tried
in the past (which typically cost less than £50) included the fact that they
just didn't get the water hot enough to make a great cup. So, even if the
ground coffee going in had been right, the results would still have been mediocre.
So, I thought I'd invest in a 'proper' bean-to-cup machine this time, to see if
better results were achievable at home
The Good Stuff
1) Takes the grind out of grinding
With this particular model,
you can also use pre-ground coffee if you really want to. However, since whole
coffee beans are generally cheaper or the same price as pre-ground coffee, and
tastes very much better, there's really no incentive to.
2) Hot stuff
As it only makes one or two
cups at a time, the coffee produced is always piping hot. You can also adjust
that setting to suit your own tastes: for me, the hottest setting felt about
right.
You can also adjust the
strength of the coffee itself. I quite like mine about 25% of the maximum possible
strength: strong enough to get a nice caffeine buzz, but without being
overpowering or resulting in too bitter a brew à la Starbucks or Costa!
3) Lots of choice, and beans are inexpensive
For beans, I've tried two
varieties thus far: Italian Lavazza
espresso beans, and a blend called Lazy
Sunday by Taylors of Harrogate.
They're both nice and give a mild, creamy coffee. However, Lazy Sunday just edges it for me. I've also bought some Illy beans to try in the coming weeks; we'll see how that goes. I'm looking forward to trying some other blends after that to compare and contrast: that's all part of the fun.
They're both nice and give a mild, creamy coffee. However, Lazy Sunday just edges it for me. I've also bought some Illy beans to try in the coming weeks; we'll see how that goes. I'm looking forward to trying some other blends after that to compare and contrast: that's all part of the fun.
In essence, there are two
types of bean: Arabica and Robusta. There are also lots of different types of
roast, typically graded from 1 (Mild) through to 5 (Dark).
Arabica beans (which as the
name suggests come from high-altitude regions within the Arabian Peninsula) are
the oldest and probably more mild of the two, with chocolaty tones. If your
tastes are anything like mine, they'll probably suit your palate best. Robusta
beans are grown further afield, in places like South America, the Caribbean and
Africa, at the same high altitudes. Robusta beans taste earthier and
stronger than Arabica. Some blends use a mixture of the two types: Lazy Sunday is in that category.
The roast gradings of 1
(Mild) to 5 (Dark) are a little easier to get a handle on. Counter-intuitively,
the middle grade of 3 (Medium) is actually the most flavourful, and the one I
like the best. If the bean is roasted less than 3 then the cup will be very
mild indeed, and will contain a lot of caffeine. If it's roasted very darkly
then it'll taste very smoky, but won't contain as much caffeine since it'll
have been burnt up during the roasting process. A medium blend preserves that
caffeine kick with a nice, mild flavour: a winning combination for me!
4) Easy to clean
The Magnifica machine itself
has proven easy to clean and maintain. The coffee grounds are condensed into
little discs during the brewing process: one for each brew made.
It's easy just to empty the
container out whenever the appropriate warning light comes on (about every fifteen
cups or so), then give the container a rinse out and dry it ready for the next
brew.
The instructions advise
cleaning out the internal filter around once a month, and not to use a
dishwasher or any form of soap for cleaning (as soap can jam the very fine
metal filter the machine uses). In practice I find it easiest just to give the
filter a rinse under the tap and then dry it with a paper towel whenever the grounds container needs
emptying, and you're set to go for the next few days' worth of coffee.
The Bad Stuff
1) Price
The machine itself costs in the region of £350. There are various models in the Delonghi range that go down to about £275, and as a beginner to using espresso machines it's not that easy to see what the benefits of one model against another are. And it's not just as simple as choosing the newest, whizziest-bangiest option either: some of the older models in the same range are more expensive and give better results in terms of reliability/performance/features than newer ones.
The machine itself costs in the region of £350. There are various models in the Delonghi range that go down to about £275, and as a beginner to using espresso machines it's not that easy to see what the benefits of one model against another are. And it's not just as simple as choosing the newest, whizziest-bangiest option either: some of the older models in the same range are more expensive and give better results in terms of reliability/performance/features than newer ones.
I found this
site to be quite useful for providing an independent guide, and for
allowing you to directly compare and contrast the different models that are
available.
In the end, I chose the model
I did mostly because other Delonghi models in the same range had a
lot of very good customer reviews on Amazon, and because it happened to be
the model in the Delonghi range that was available from my local electrical
retailer. With Christmas approaching, and consequent delays in the post, I
wanted to enjoy my machine whilst I had a couple of weeks away from my current
contract over Christmas and New Year, rather than having to wait for an item to
be delivered from Amazon (which I'd have been quite happy to do at other times
in the year).
I've been very happy with the
model I got, though I'm sure the cheaper one available through Amazon would
have been just as good.
2) Designed by committee
When I was researching which
machine was right for me, I noticed a lot of variety in the options that were available.
The cost ranged from between about £250 and £900. The main thing that seemed to
differentiate the more expensive models were that they had digital controls,
and the ability to store and retrieve different settings. That didn't seem
particularly important to me, since once I'd found the settings I liked I
intended to keep them that way. However, if you're buying a machine for an
office where each person has their own individual taste, the ability to store
and replicate multiple different preferences rather than fiddling with the controls
manually each time might make more sense.
The unintuitive way that
machines in the £250-£500 bracket work is my only real quibble about the
Magnifica. It appears to have been designed by the same guy that was
responsible for Windows Vista: the controls are horrible, and it's very easy to get confused about how to use the
machine at first, particularly for accessing the type of features you'll only
set infrequently, such as the water hardness setting.
These are the controls:
I won't go on ad infinitum
about each individual feature, but describing just one in detail may help
demonstrate the issue.
The coffee comes out of the
two nozzles marked 'A' in the photograph above. These nozzles are also where water comes out around
twenty seconds after you switch on the machine, as it goes through a cleaning
cycle. That same cleaning cycle is repeated (with attendant unexpected hot
water flow) when the machine turns itself off after two hours on standby. There's
a drip tray on the machine, but it still makes a bit of a mess when a full flow
of water is deluged into it unexpectedly. So, I've taken to having a cup
positioned under those nozzles at all times when I'm not making a brew, just in
case it catches me unawares. The cleaning cycle can be sort of useful as you
can use the water to pre-heat your cup(s), provided you remember to position
them under the nozzles before turning the machine on!
So far, so good.
Then we come to the milk
frother 'wand' (labelled 'B' in the photo above). This device is meant to provide
steam to froth milk for making cappuccinos. And it does. Provided you master
the magical ritual for making it work first (I suspect that's how it came to be
known as a "wand").
The process for getting frothy milk involves first pressing the button marked 'C', then turning the knob marked 'D' anti-clockwise. But don't go putting your milk cup under the wand straight away or anything crazy like that, because what comes out of that 'wand' at first is - yes, you've guessed it - boiling hot water!
The process for getting frothy milk involves first pressing the button marked 'C', then turning the knob marked 'D' anti-clockwise. But don't go putting your milk cup under the wand straight away or anything crazy like that, because what comes out of that 'wand' at first is - yes, you've guessed it - boiling hot water!
To get the process to work
properly, you need to get that same cup that you use to catch unexpected water
flows from the coffee nozzles, and place it under the wand. Then you turn the
knob and let the boiling water turn to steam over the next ten seconds or so.
Only then do you switch over to your pre-prepared cup of milk (which should
only be about a third full, since it
expands in volume as you steam/froth it). If you forget to press the button
marked 'C' before you turn the knob 'D' you'll be waiting a long time for that flow
of boiling water to turn to steam. I personally found that a little pointless
initially: if knob 'D' had been dedicated to the function of producing steam
there would have been no need for button 'C' at all.
When you're done steaming the
milk, naturally you're going to want to make some coffee to put that freshly-frothed
milk into. However, Cappuccino By Vista
has thwarted you once again. Because it's at this juncture you'll find that the
machine is too hot to make coffee, and needs to be left alone for ten minutes or
so to cool down (by which time your milk will be flat and cold).
There is a solution that
doesn't require access to a Tardis to be able to go back in time and make sure you prepare
the coffee first. That solution is to press button 'C' again until the light
next to it goes out. This causes knob 'D' to stop being able to produce steam and
puts it into "hot water" mode. Whilst in this mode, you place a cup
under knob 'D' and turn it until steam stops flowing and boiling water resumes once
again (takes about ten seconds again). This has the corollary effect of cooling
the machine down enough to make coffee once more. See?, I knew there must be a
'logical' purpose to requiring two controls (a button and a knob) to control the frother wand when at first it seemed that only one should be needed.
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Bottom line, I'm glad I got one. It's nice to be
able to enjoy a decent cup of Joe or two in the morning before heading out to
face the day. And, minor quibbles aside, it is actually pretty easy to use
to get a normal cup of coffee once you've got it set up. All-in-all, I'm pleased with the results and would recommend it.